stylesthirst:

sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin

(via forever-and-alwayss)

adisputetoremember:

poptarter:

talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?

“smile, be happy” depressions finally gone, why did i not think of that?

(via tessaviolet)

(Source: msprincessa, via versaria)

(via salfriel)

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

• skips every song on my ipod
• lets the music play without interruption
• plays the same song on repeat for days

(via campnouforever)

(via versaria)

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

screwsociety:

stabbygrass:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.

t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s

boobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.

what the fuck did you just do to my simple post

(via loreenat)

(via ilovecharts)