sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?
“smile, be happy” depressions finally gone, why did i not think of that?
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s
boobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.
what the fuck did you just do to my simple post